Friday, January 18, 2008

i can has a porno link sent to my dad??


so this may be the funiest thing to happen in 2008. true story--
sweet bradford was insatnt messaging me the other day and i started sending him pics from icanhasacheezeburger.com and he had never see the website before, so was like, loling all over the place (ha! lol!) and was like, "my mom is gonna love this!" and knowing his mom, i was like "yea, shes gonna love it". so coxy, saves the 12 or so jpegs i sent him and resends them to his mom, his sister and his dad. all in one email. mom loves them. sister loves them. no word from dad? then bradford tells me today,:
B- "i hate you" "you fucked me".
K-"what up bro? whats your damage?"
B-"the cat pics. the i can haz a chzbrger pics. i sent them to my mom, and my sister and my dad. sister liked it. mom liked it. dad hasnt spoken to me in a week"
K "why not dude? yr dad rulez?"
B-"my sister called me today, and said my dad was pissed!! he called her to ask why i sent him links to hardcore porn!"
K-"no"
B-"yes"
k-"no"
B-"yes. not just porn links. POOP PORN. SCAT PORN. there was some wierd virus in the pics, and it sent porno links to my dad. and his pissed"
K-"is he pissed? or pooped? MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
B-"YOURE FIRED. i hate you"
K-"so send out a mass email, thats says, yknow, i can have a sorry? no mean to email pron"
B-"that is fucked. you are fucked. but its funny. thats funny"
(then of course i went as fast as i could to the website and built my own chzbrgr cat, and sent it to him in the IM, the one above)
B-"where did that come from? wtf? wtf?"
K-"muwhahahahahahahahaha"
B-"we should blog this"

and we did!! watch out for fucked cat pics as scat porn in disguise dudes, and dont ever open email from bradford ever again!!!!

1 comment:

Jennifer Christine said...

I read this out loud to Adam and we both agreed = funny. Also weird, cause like, I don't know, how do pussy pix get mixed w/scat pix? I wish such accidents happened to me? j/k kkkkk, holla at me i be missin!